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Star Wreck Series


Star Wreck: The Generation Gap


Author(s): Leah Rewolinski

Book Series: Star Wreck Series
Book Number: 1

Copyright: ©1989
Condition: Very Good
Printing: 1st
ISBN: 0312928025

--Summary--
Captain James T. Smirk

He's Starfreak Command's elder statesman, back in action after an eighty-year retirement with his old crew, "the galaxy's original well-balanced, multi-ethnic, equal opportunity team." How do they stay alive? It's all thanks to Mr. Smock's discovery of that life-giving substance -- yogurt!

Captain Jean-Lucy Ricardo

He and his "next generation" crew have enough trouble trying to defeat the menace of the Cellulites -- the galaxy's biggest, baddest, most obese aliens -- without having to put up with a bunch of over-the-hill space geezers. Can their combined forces survive the awesome Cellulite encounter? Will romance blossom between Captain Smirk and Counselor Dee Troit -- when all he wants out of life is a cute yeoman with a beehive hairdo? And can little Westerley Flusher, child prodigy and cosmic Twinkie addict, save the day -- as usual?

When captains collide, it's a

Star Wreck

Notes: None.

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Star Wreck II: The Attack of the Jargonites


Author(s): Leah Rewolinski

Book Series: Star Wreck Series
Book Number: 2

Copyright: ©1992
Condition: Mint
Printing: 1st
ISBN: 0312927371

--Summary--
Ship's log, star wreck date 555-1212...

Fresh off their spectacular victory over the dreaded Cellulites, Captain Jean-Lucy Ricardo and Captain James T. Smirk -- along with their plucky crews aboard the U.S.S. Endocrine -- are looking forward to a little r-and-r. Captain Ricardo wouldn't mind a quiet book and a cup of Earl Grape tea. And Captain Smirk? He's on the verge of marrying Counselor "Dee" Troit -- and ending his reign as the galaxy's most eligible bachelor.

Suddenly, without even a commercial interruption, the original Endocrine pops out of a wormhole -- and before you can say "He's dead, Jim" for the thousandth time, Smirk, Mr. Smock, Zulu, and the other golden oldies are back aboard it, bringing all their futon torpedoes up to snuff. Then a desperate Starfreak contacts Captain Ricardo with the news that the dreaded alien Jargonites are poised to invade Earth.

It's up to both Endocrines (as you might have guessed) to defeat the Jargonites -- even if it means messing up Smirk's wedding plans in the process!

Notes: None.

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Star Wreck III: Time Warped


Author(s): Leah Rewolinski

Book Series: Star Wreck Series
Book Number: 3

Copyright: ©1992
Condition: Mint
Printing: 1st
ISBN: 0312928912

--Summary--
The space-time continuum will never be the same again!

The crews of Captain Jean-Lucy Ricardo and Captain James T. Smirk blunder through the timeline to retrieve a videotape accidentally transported into the future -- which has spawned a bizarre "wrekkie" cult of U.S.S. Endocrine crew wanna-bes.

Aghast at the prospect of being idolized at a wrekkie convention, Ricardo, Mr. Smock and their fellow "Cons" want to confiscate the tape and prevent the wrekkie movement from ever happening... while Smirk and the other "Pros" hope to encourage the wrekkies, and soak up their share of fan worship.

As they rewrite history in visits to the Civil War and World War II, and reshape the future through encounters with the evil Bored and lost crewmate Yasha Tar, the cosmic question becomes: how much timeline can these two teams rewrite, anyway?

Notes: None.

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Star Wreck IV: Live Long and Profit


Author(s): Leah Rewolinski

Book Series: Star Wreck Series
Book Number: 4

Copyright: ©1993
Condition: Mint
Printing: 1st
ISBN: 0312929854

--Summary--
Captain Smirk confronts his most dreaded enemy: budget cuts

A nearly bankrupt Starfreak Command orders Captain Jean-Lucy Ricardo on a money-making mission: find the Fountain of Youth and bottle its precious waters for sale throughout the universe. Unfortunately for Captain James T. Smirk, financing the mission means putting him and his U.S.S. Endocrine out of commission.

Smirk schemes to win back his job -- and the affection of Counselor "Dee" Troit -- by beating Ricardo to the fountain. He trails Ricardo's ship, stumbling first to the Fountain of Love and then to the Fountain of Truth, where the spaced-out crews get wet 'n' wild.

As they kiss and tell across the galaxy, they finally bump into the Fountain of Youth -- and their fiercest enemies, the futon torpedo-flinging Romanumens, who they confront in an all-out battle for the fountain. Celebrations follow with a round of anti-aging waters that turns them all into children, leaving "wrekkies" everywhere saying "the kids are all right."

Notes: None.

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Star Wreck V: The Undiscovered Nursing Home


Author(s): Leah Rewolinski

Book Series: Star Wreck Series
Book Number: 5

Copyright: ©1993
Condition: Mint
Printing: 1st
ISBN: 0312951221

--Summary--
Captain Smirk turns teen-spirited bad boy!

Cruising the universe in search of babes is just too cool to quit. So when crotchety Captain Smirk and his crusty crew of space geezers are forced into an overdue retirement, he warps it back to the Romanumens and the Fountain of Youth.

Starfreak Command sends Captain Jean-Lucy Ricardo to rein in the renegade wrekkie. But Smirk and his crew have built an amusement park around the Fountain of Youth and guzzled themselves back to teenybopperdom! Now it's up to Commander Bungeeman Crisco, the new kid in the galaxy. And when he sends the wrong crew to the Vacant Attic Nursing Home, it could spell trouble for Starfreak's Fountain of Youth revenue.

Will Captain Smirk and Commander Crisco cut the deal of the millennium? Will Captain Picardo spend the rest of his days weaving potholders? Who cares?! Either way, it's a laugh riot!

Notes: None.

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Star Wreck 6: Geek Space Nine


Author(s): Leah Rewolinski

Book Series: Star Wreck Series
Book Number: 6

Copyright: ©1994
Condition: Mint
Printing: 1st
ISBN: 0312952236

--Summary--
Space, the finite frontier...

An epidemic of mass boredom has struck Geek Space Nine! The space station's inhabitants are caricatures of themselves, drama has given way to melodrama, and the resultant yawnfest is scaring away alien travelers in droves.

Starfreak Command, mortgaged to the hilt for this pricey dump alongside the strategic Gummi-Quadrant wormhole, orders Captains Smirk and Ricardo to plug the tourism drain. But their crewmembers start disappearing -- and Commander Bungeeman Crisco and Security Chief Dodo can't solve the mystery.

Will the crews of both USS Endocrines remain in the mysterious Talent Void? Or will they somehow finish their mission to help Major Vera Obese, Lieutenant Jazzy Fax, and Dr. Julio Brassiere overcome terminal tedium? Whatever the result, it's another excuse to laugh yourself into unknown dimentia!

Notes: None.

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Star Wreck 7: Space: The Fido Frontier


Author(s): Leah Rewolinski

Book Series: Star Wreck Series
Book Number: 7

Copyright: ©1994
Condition: Mint
Printing: 1st
ISBN: 0312953623

--Summary--
It's a doggy dog world

"Sic 'em!" Starfreak Command's order sends Capt. Jean-Lucy Ricardo sniffing the Gummi Quadrant after Laika, the first dog in space. But the wily dogstronaut won't give up without a bite. Then Capt. James T. Smirk joins the chase, creating another bone of contention.

Can Geek-Space-Niners Doda and Major Vera guide these ships to Laika, or are the captains barking up the wrong tree? As Smirk romances the hostile Vera, will she break his heart -- or bite his leg? And will the dogged pursuit of Counselor Dee Troit by Cmdr. Wilson Piker and Lt. Commander Dacron be the first love triangle to become a wrecktangle? You'll find the answers to these and other inane, canine questions in the ultimate shaggy dog story...

Notes: None.

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